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Welcome to LIGHT IN THE DARK!

We are a digital fanzine focused on the dark worlds of Deltarune chapters 1-4.We aim to celebrate how Deltarune’s themes make us feel joy, wonder, maybe some fear, among other emotions. This free, nonprofit zine is now completely available for you to experience.This project is unofficial and unaffiliated with Toby Fox or his team. LITD is made by fans, for fans!

Thanks to the hard work of over 80 contributors, this love letter to Deltarune is able to see the light of day. Please support each and every contributor as much as you can!

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Conceived in January 2025, LITD is a massive labor of love that has taken over a year to reach completion. Each contributor has been fueled with nothing but passion for the game. UTDR fans are some of the hardest working people in all of fandom; the incredible stream of art, music, writing, and everything under the sun speaks to how exceptionally compelling this work of fiction is.Deltarune’s ability to instill a drive for creation in those that play it is truly remarkable. Within the story, the characters make their own worlds to explore and get lost in — and that creativity, the desire to play make believe, to make from your own heart for just the sake of bringing something new, something of yours into the world; it’s bestowed onto every fan tenfold.The game tells us to make our own stories, to make our own dark fountains. And so, we will. New, original creations await everyone, every contributor, every viewer of this zine.Every Deltarune fan is a creative person. This isn’t a rule or a statement of pure truth; just my personal belief. The power of creation rests within everyone.

So, we would like for you to accompany us on a small journey.If you will indulge us,maybe this project can reach a meaning beyond its appearance,and find a shape in your heart.Even a simple pencil can turn into a magnificent sword, with the power of imagination.Please, brandish the blade before you, concentrate your will into one spot...And ENTEROur LIGHT IN THE DARK.

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ULTIMATE DUAL BIRTHDAY ATTACK!

by claimbclaws
Spot art by seirette


“Rals,” said Susie. “Are you trying to dig Lancer a new hole for his birthday? 'Cause you're doing a great job so far.”“Do you think he'll like the streamers?” asked Ralsei. He did not stop pacing, though he did lighten his steps a tad just in case he truly was wearing a path into the ground. Better safe than sorry. “I made sure to get them in the colors he likes, but I’m not sure if I should have printed the text for the banners instead of writing it myself...”“Ralsei,” Susie said. She snuck a cookie off the platter on the buffet table. (Ralsei had more pressing concerns and so did not scold her, settling for a dry look. She grinned back, unrepentant.) “It'll be fine. Lancer's gonna love it! You'll see. He’s gonna be all over the place.”

“Maybe you're right,” said Ralsei. “I should dig him a hole. Susie, could I borrow your axe for a moment?”Susie laughed and choked on the cookie. Ralsei hovered a hand over her as she hacked up a chocolate chip and swallowed it again without missing a beat. She tried a nonchalant lean and wheezed out, “What sorta gift did you get him, anyway?”Ralsei eyed her. “It’s meant to be a surprise,” he said.She blinked at him. “Yeah?”“You won’t cave if Lancer asks you what it is before I give it to him?”“No way!” said Susie. Ralsei leveled a wry look at her. “...Nooo wayy,” she said again, and stood straighter, resting her hand on his shoulder. “Look, promise I won’t!”Ralsei considered. Susie began to shake him, chanting, I promiiise I promise Rals I won’t breathe a word not even if he offers me a Lancer cookie or worms or another fan. “Okay! Okay, let me just go get it...”There was a knock on the door. Ralsei froze mid-step. “That must be him,” he said, and straightened up, brushing his hands over the front of his robes. “All right, everyone, to your places! Swatch, if you could please dim the lights—”CRASH! The door slammed into the wall.

A cacophony arose, disorienting him until it resolved itself into a quasi-orchestral rendition of the Happy Birthday song. Barreling in was Kris, Lancer on their shoulders putting his heart into playing his tuba. Several Card Kingdom denizens were at their heels. A Rudinn had a bell in hand, swinging it with all its might; a Bloxer assailed a Blue Block for percussion.Ralsei watched, stunned, as they poured into the room. As the song came to an end, a lone voice became louder; Rouxls slithered to the front, caterwauling HAPPY BIRTHDAYES TOOST YOU.Susie shrieked in unabashed delight. She grabbed Ralsei and began shaking him again, and when it proved itself not enough for her she lifted him up and howled, “Watch out! Birthday boy incoming!”He was too shocked to stop her. She chucked him straight at Lancer. He heard a Shuttah’s click and could only think, oh, no, right before impact.

“So,” said Ralsei, once the chaos had died down. “You found out we were having a birthday party, and decided to crash it?”

“What?” asked Lancer. “No! I’m bringing your party to you!”

“...You’re doing...my party...?” He’d caught wind of Ralsei trying to plan his party? How?

“Yessaroo, buckaroo!” Lancer beamed, standing proud with his hands on his hips.

The band started up again: HAPPY BIIIRTHDAY TO YOUUU!

Then he looked around. “Hold the tones!” He cried, and held his hand up. His mariachi band silenced at once. He pointed at the banners, the buffet table. Ralsei’s modest cake, decorated to look like Card Castle with help from Top Chef and Swatch. “You’re hosting your OWN birthday party?! Without ME?!”

What? “No, this is your party,” Ralsei said. Helpless but to parrot Lancer in the wake of his confusion, he asked, “You’re throwing your own birthday?”

“No, I told you! This is your party! Keep up!” He snapped his fingers and a Rudinn appeared next to him, unfurling a large banner with Ralsei’s face on it. BIRTHDAY BOY, it declared. It looked, distressingly, like a wanted poster. Lancer waved at it. “See?”

“I can’t believe this,” said Susie, still snickering. “You two dumbasses really had no clue this was happening? You nearly bumped into each other a gazillion fuh—reaking times getting the cake!”

“I expect-a some recognition for my hard work,” sniffed Top Chef, from behind the towering spectacle that was the cake Lancer had brought in. There were sparklers on each glittering tier. “Rush orders are-a difficult as it is, let alone two at once!”

“I had no clue,” said Ralsei. Then, turning to Susie accusingly: “You knew?”

“Uh, duh!” She snorted. “Just about everyone in town knew! Neither of you were sneaky about it.”

“I think I was plenty sneaky,” said Lancer. Kris, who was eyeing the plate of choco diamonds covetously, coughed into their fist and muttered something. He said, “Well, of course I needed to practice!”

“All right, all right, wrap it up,” said Susie. She clapped her hands and rubbed them together. Grinning, gaze trained on the cake, she said, “Let’s get this party started! Hit it, DJ!”

“Sure thing!” chirped K_K, and chucked a CD straight at Lancer, who caught it in his mouth.

He chewed. “Mm, cream cheese! You really went all out with the catering!”

“Heh.” Susie cuffed him on the head and smiled. “Like I’d let him feed us lettuce and grass?”

“But I’ve...never fed you grass...? Ah, wait a moment,” said Ralsei, catching Kris hovering by the cake, knife in hand. “I believe it’s customary to begin festivities with, er, blowing out the candles?” He considered the booming population of candles Lancer had stacked on his cake. “...Let’s just cut the cake first.”

Susie parroted I believe it’s customary... in a low voice before going, “All right, Kris, hand the knife over.” She cracked her knuckles. “I’m going to annihilate that thing.”

“I think it’s supposed to be me or Lancer,” said Ralsei. He thought about it for a moment. “I think I should do it,” he said hastily, and went to take the knife from Kris.

They didn’t let go. “Ah, haha, Kris!” He tried again. They didn’t budge. “You...you can let go, Kris, I’ll get the cake cut and we can get on with things.”

They looked at him. They smirked.

“...If you let me have it, I’ll give you the biggest slice?”

Perched now on Susie’s back, Lancer gasped. “TYRANNY,” cried the Prince-King of Card Kingdom. “CONSPIRACY, UNDER MY NOSE?” Susie paced over to them so Lancer could hang his head over Kris and Ralsei disapprovingly. “Not on my watch,” he sniffed, and yanked the knife from Kris’s willing hand.

Susie watched enraptured as Lancer held the knife high. “Hey, is it possible for darkners to open fountains?” In the instant where Lancer plunged the knife into his behemoth of a cake, Ralsei suffered terrible visions; but of course! Nothing happened.

(Well, this was Lancer. There was always a chance.)

They managed to get through cake distribution without further injury, which Ralsei was thankful for. There was a brief hiccup where Lancer was reluctant to have the Card Castle cake cut, but he was more than happy to plop the little fondant figure of himself into his maw when Ralsei reassured him they could bake another one together. “All right,” chewed Susie, more consonant than conversation. She’d devoured half her plate in one bite. “You know what time it is!”

“TV TIME,” blurted a Pippins. “...Sorry. Reflex.”

“Time for gifts!” Susie snapped her fingers.

Sweet, Cap’n, and K_K dragged up something draped in dark fabric. “Right,” said Ralsei, watching in confusion as they swept away, Cap’n saluting. He hadn’t asked them to handle his gift, and really it didn’t require so much fanfare, but maybe Susie had wanted to dress up the presentation? She was grinning quite widely... “This was last minute, so if there’s anything you want me to change, just let me know!”

He pulled the cloth away. Lancer exclaimed in pure delight.

Ralsei did, too, but in dismay. It was a motorbike. Pre-heated!

Ralsei frantically beat at the flames with the drape as Lancer darted over to inspect it. Dancing in place, Lancer said, “You even included cup-holders for my nightly milk!”

“Lancer, this isn’t my gift!”

“It’s mine!” Susie swaggered forward, pointing at herself in pride. “Built ‘er all on my own! With a little help from those three.” SCC posed.

At the very back, Rouxls’s face mirrored Ralsei’s own. In plain despair, he said, “Fucke.”

“I will treasure this forever,” said Lancer.

“Wait ‘till you see what Ralsei got you,” said Susie. “I mean, I don’t know what it is but he wouldn’t tell me, so it’s gotta be awesome!”

At his shoulder, a Swatchling manifested, offering his gift wrapped in dark, starry fabric. He took it but hesitated. Lancer was obviously chuffed by Susie’s gift; he was tracing the little spade-shaped speedometer in awe. Perhaps he ought to add, er, chains? Or…change the material to leather?

Lancer waved at him. “Gimme the goods!”

“Ah, Lancer, don’t you want to...take it for a test-drive, first...?” That should be enough time, right?

But Lancer went and plucked the gift from his hands, cheerfully taking it apart. “Let’s see what we have here…!”

Ralsei had chosen to make the track jackets Lancer had proposed when they’d first met; one for each of them in the Lancer Fan Club. By the time Lancer had unfurled his, the rest of the gang had donned their matching jackets.

It was a dark blue that complemented Lancer’s own hue; its inner lining sported a spades pattern; its zipper was worm-shaped. On the left breast was a small insignia of a blue spade wearing a crown, a cursive L superimposed over it.

Lancer examined every inch closely, and looked up with tears streaming rapidly down his face.

Ralsei panicked. Susie panicked. Kris panicked. Near everyone panicked; in particular, Rouxls flailed about for a handkerchief, a nearby Rudinn resorted to fanning the prince-king with its knife, and Queen began Conducting A Search On What To Do If Your Fake Son Cries.

“Lancer!?” Susie rushed over. “Hey, man, what’s wrong?”

“I LOVE IT,” said Lancer, somehow completely coherent even as tears poured from his eyes. He pulled the jacket on and struck a pose. “Aren’t I so cool?”

Ralsei hung behind her, worried about crowding him. “I...so you’re not upset?”

“Uh, no! What made you think I was?”

Kris said, “All the crying, probably.”

“These are tears of joy!” Lancer wiped his tears away and kept beaming. “Uh. But that reminds me! IIIII need to go to the littlekingsroombye!” He dashed off.

Bewildered, Ralsei turned to Kris. “Do you have any idea what that was about?”

They shrugged, equally confused.

“He Might Just Need To Compose Himself,” suggested Queen. “Or Maybe He’s Flushing The Jacket Down The Toilet LOL”

A sparkler sizzled away in her glass of battery acid. Ralsei felt a sudden cold sweat. “Uh, Queen? Would you mind...putting that out?”

“Put What Out”

Preventing imminent catastrophe proved enough distraction that worry for Lancer almost slipped Ralsei’s mind entirely. As time passed, he sat with Seam, Swatch, and Queen, with the latter carrying most of the conversation. Susie and Kris were at the buffet table, throwing cookie crumbs at each other’s mouths in higher and higher arcs.

Eventually, he felt a tug on his scarf. He turned to see Lancer still wearing his jacket, hands tucked behind his back. “Lancer! There you are! What’ve you got there?”

“Your gift!” Lancer presented it with a flourish: one of his many mp3 players. “I mixed up some sick tunes for you. Tell me what you think!”

That must have been why he’d run off. “Thank you, Lancer! Which do I play first?”

“Start from the top!”

“All right, let’s see...”

The first few songs caught him off guard. Lancer enjoyed his splat tunes, but Ralsei had known he kept more than those saved. The day Queen had moved in, he’d heard her laughter coming from Lancer’s room, and poked his head in to see Lancer pause the recording and mimic it. But these must have been newer still: Lancer’s attempts at lyrics for tunes Ralsei had idly hummed while working on Castle Town.

He couldn’t help but feel charmed. Even as Lancer rhymed egg with egg in one of them. “Oh, you’re...quite the wordsmith, Lancer!” Perhaps he had learned some of his lyricism from the Puzzle Masters.

“Yeah, I know!” Lancer puffed up his chest in pride. “Skip to the last one! I want to know what you think!”

“Okay...” He wondered what this one would be. A Lancer original?

Not quite. Ralsei stood, shocked, as Lancer’s voice sang out the prophecy...with some key changes. By now the others had drifted closer to listen in as well.

“It started once upon a time
a legend spoke in shadowed rhyme
with Lancer’s help the Roaring ends
Everyone free to be awesome friends!
Susie is cool and very strong
Kris is blue and got my name wrong,”


(Kris shut their eyes tight. “Not my fault,” they hissed, hand twitching.)

“Ralsei the sweet and fluffy prince
join forces with Lancer and wins!”


“Lancer,” Susie said in an undertone. “This is track of the year, dude.”

“Autographs are first come first serve!”

As it ended Lancer had his hands in his jacket pockets, peering at Ralsei. “So? What did you think?”

Ralsei said, “It’s...it’s wonderful.” And it was. The prophecy was draped in such esoteric phrasing, so often Ralsei could forget that The Girl wanted nothing more than to belong, that The Cage was more than the human SOUL they contained, that he, The Prince, was no longer alone in deepest dark. As simple as Lancer’s lyrics were...they were named, they were identified by facets of their friendship, they were loved.

“AWESOME,” said Lancer. “Can I have it back for a moment, I kind of forgot to make a copy.”

“Ah! Yes, here you go.”

Ralsei watched as Susie eagerly lifted Lancer up and danced around with him, Kris at her tail playing a music executive begging Lancer to sign with them. Susie looked back and locked eyes with him, spinning around and calling his name.

I can’t believe how lucky I am, to have this. Smiling, beaming, so happy he could float, he caught up to them.

“So how’s it going so far,” said Kris. “Your first birthday?”

“You know,” said Ralsei, watching as Susie raised Lancer overhead and prepared to throw him at his cake, “I think this might be the best one yet.”


kiitzuna - 12:25AM
Cover art by gieoki

Ambient and experimental, 12:25AM is a 9 minute mix drawing from UK garage and dubstep. The focal point is sampling less popular tracks such as 13AM, 12AM, ANOTHER HIM, Weird Birds, C, Breath, Crickets, and a handful of others.


And so, with the darkness’s attractive forceThe heroes’ journey is set in motion.A trivial detour changes their course,Tapping into one’s deepest notion.

Strife by strife, our leads clash in ideals;Kindness versus violence — the obvious answer is no longer.But through friendship and understanding, the heroes’ bond steelsAnd everyone becomes stronger.


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Fred247_ - Hip Shop
Cover art by kiaroou

A relaxing saxophone cover of Hip Shop.
Despite the fact that this is Chapter 1, there is a Swatch here. We don’t know how he got here.
Please enjoy the music.


The second connection;At long last, the heroes reunite.Traveling into the cyber dimensionThe three – and two – face the Queen’s blight.

But there exists another pathShrouded away in shadow and snow.Though, perhaps, this mysterious wrath—Could it circumvent this tale of woe?

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WHAT WAS IT THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN?

By cherricor_
Spot art by aariser

“Did they really just...?”Berdly looked toward Noelle. She was staring at the ground, hands trembling. Her fingertips were cold. So very cold. Little snowflakes still littered the ground around her, and her friend wouldn’t even step any closer to her. Still scared of her.“It couldn’t have been... Could it?”She glanced up toward him as he spoke, even her gaze shaking. The moment they made eye contact, it seemed as if the air shifted. Noelle bit her lip harshly, trying not to burst into a sob as tears slowly filled her eyes. One tear fell, freezing almost instantly, like a small crystal in her eyelash. Another fell, freezing again. What had she been doing all this time? Has she been hurting people? Was Kris trying to make her do the same thing to Berdly just then?“I don’t–” She started to speak, but the words were immediately choked out by the sob she had been trying to fight back. Her body felt so cold. She couldn’t stop shaking. More tears fell from her eyes, freezing onto her fur as they fell, coating her in small icicles.Berdly finally stepped forward, albeit hesitantly. He was looking around frantically, maybe a bit uncomfortable. Noelle could see his eyes darting about. It was understandable to see him react that way. She had nearly killed him just a moment ago, and now she was on the floor sobbing crystalline tears of ice, something he had never seen before. Noelle would have never let herself cry in front of Berdly of all people.She watched him carefully, trying to bite back her sobs. He was fidgeting with the handle of his axe, likely still antsy from their battle.“Wait!” Noelle shouted as Berdly took another step towards her, wrapping her arms tightly around herself, “Don’t come closer. Please.”

Berdly looked around, then just silently nodded his head and sat down. He set his axe next to him, causing it to disappear, rested his hands in his lap, and looked at Noelle again. She was broken down, fallen to her knees with the rough edge of her mage robe spilling out around her and almost glowing softly in the darkness of the alleyway. Every tear that still fell from her eyes froze to her fur. Her hands were covered in a thin layer of frost. Her eyes, so full of tears, were so devoid of life and color.

He kept his distance, still processing the fact that he really had almost died just then. Even if this was all a really crazy dream, that was still terrifying. Kris had almost made Noelle kill him. Why would they even do that? What would lead to that? Sure, Berdly knew he could be annoying at times, and maybe he hasn’t been the nicest monster to Kris, and yes maybe he did like to mock them and hold his own ever growing friendship with Noelle in front of them like a dollar on a fishline, and he did like to tease them about their grades being low, and sure he–

Okay, maybe there were a lot of reasons that Kris would be upset or dislike him, but them wanting to kill him was still crazy, right? Right?!?

Noelle was staring at him. Maybe he wasn’t the nicest friend to Noelle, either.

She had asked him to stay back, but something was compelling him to get closer. He could do better, surely. He could be better than he had been.

He slowly shifted a bit forward, reaching his hand forward to rest on Noelle’s shoulder. He flinched back almost immediately from how cold she was, but he pushed through it. He placed his hand on her shoulder again, bit back and swallowed the cold. This was the least he could do.

“You heard it... Didn’t you?” Noelle’s voice was weak, shaking. He was shocked she wasn’t stuttering on top of that. “Their voice... Tell me you heard it. Tell me I’m not crazy!”

Noelle lifted her head, looking at Berdly almost frantically. Desperate for him to validate whatever she heard.

“Yes, I heard it. Was there something wrong with their voice?”

The words didn’t help at all. Her head fell once again, her entire body drooping closer and closer to the ground. Maybe she had made it all up. Maybe it was all in her head. All the enemies she had frozen, was it her own choice? Almost killing Berdly, was that her own doing?

It all felt so vivid, though. She could hear their voice. The way they whispered into her ear, over and over as they walked the city. Proceed. Proceed. Proceed.

Had she really made it all up? Her hands were so cold. She was so cold. Everything was so cold.

Was any of it real?

Noelle reached for the ring on her finger, yanking it off with a wince and throwing it across the alley. She watched as blood dripped down from where the thorns had barbed their way into her skin.

“Surely, now... Now I can’t hurt anyone. Right?” Her entire body was trembling, even her gaze shaking as she tried to look at Berdly. Everything in her expression pleaded with him to confirm that she was now back to being a harmless deer.

Berdly looked around. He was nervous. She could tell that much. He was scared of her, wasn’t he?

“Well, I...” He stood up, not pulling his axe out now. There was a hesitation, but he stepped forward, his arms stretched out toward her. Berdly really wasn’t sure what he was doing, but he knew that Noelle needed proof that she wasn’t going to hurt him. This was not something he was used to doing, not something he ever had to do at all, really. He tried to think back on how his mom would comfort him in times of stress. Well, how she comforted him when he got a bad grade or lost at a video game. Which, in retrospect, was a very different level of distress from this situation.

He sat next to Noelle, not touching her, but not too far either. “I feel fine. Don’t you?”

Okay, maybe that was the wrong thing to say.

Noelle let out a choked laugh, looking up at the pitch black sky above them.

“Right. Do I feel fine? Should I feel fine? I could’ve been killing people for the past hour for all I know! I may have almost killed you! Is this even real? Is the pain in my hands real? The blood on my finger, the ice and frost on my fur, is any of that real?” Noelle started to fidget with her hands, picking at her nails and the skin around them mindlessly.

“If this is some dream, that means we’re asleep. We’re asleep in the computer lab. Shouldn’t we be working on our project? We’re going to fall behind. We need to wake up now. We need to get out of here. I need to get out of here. I want to go home now. We can work on the project tomorrow, right?”

Noelle kept rambling on as her thoughts came and went, her mind running far and wide. Berdly didn’t know what to say. He had never seen anything like this, especially from Noelle. She always seemed so put together, aside from when she was embarrassed about something. Was this a panic attack? Her breathing did seem heavy. How was he supposed to help with that? Should he grab her hands before she made them bleed more, but what if that made it worse? Maybe a distraction?

That was it. A distraction. Berdly was hilarious, he knew this about himself. He could easily make her laugh, and then she would feel much better!

“This is kinda like that scene from that one anime, don't you think?” He interrupted whatever it was she had been saying, grabbing her hands. That was something good to do during a time like this, right? Berdly looked at Noelle, who had completely stopped talking. Her expression was one of extreme bewilderment and confusion.

“I'm... Sorry? What are you talking about?”

Did he even have an anime in mind? He just said that on the spot. Surely one of the countless shows he was a complete expert on must have something relatable to this moment. “Oh, you know...” He had to think of something. He wasn't thinking of anything. How could he, of a people, draw a complete blank in such a crisis? “The Guy Who Was Reincarnated But Actually Wasn't Reincarnated At All, of course!”

Noelle pulled a hand away from him, slowly, wiping at her eyes with her sleeve for a moment. She didn't have the slightest clue what he was talking about. She wasn't sure if that was a show that even existed, but it sounded similar to something she read, so maybe it did exist.

She laughed a little at the ridiculousness of the title, wondering how Berdly could have possibly made the connection of... whatever this situation was, to a random anime he had watched. If he had watched it. If it was real.

If any of this was real.

There wasn't much she could do about it, though. Whether it was real or not, she had to get back to the library. She had to finish her homework.

“Let's just... go find where our homework is. I don't want to get a late notice. My mom will flip.”

“Of course not! We shall go now, brave mage!” Berdly stood up quickly, saluting briefly before starting to walk back down the alleyway.

Noelle could only follow after, wondering if he was still trying to play into that reincarnation anime he was talking about... Story image


NyxTheShield - Take ControlCover art by Earlrot

A song about Noelle and the events of the Weird Route.

Walking past these frozen faces
We've already seen before
Going back the wrong way
Towards a dead end
Why does it feel like my chest is locked in ice?
Hanging again but it doesn't seem quite right...
But you wouldn´t lead me somewhere bad
So show me the path
I should try to leave my doubts behind
And instead follow your command
Make me strong
Lead me on
Take control
Make me strong
Take control
Make me strong
You say it's just something
I was meant to learn
Watch what happens when I cast
A spell I don't know...


Deep in the dead of night,An unexpected fountain sinks its teeth in our friends.Something larger is happening here; there must be, right?Our leads cannot be led astray, but this game never ends.

Despite it all, a pleasant jaunt is kick-startedAnd a search for understanding takes its place.But beyond a tale so warm-hearted,Our main villain finally shows its face.

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PANIC!! IN STATIC!!

By beansfrombeans
Word art by geckko__, Cokoberd, kiitzuna, GOOMYLOID

Power on. Battleground. Audience.

Soundtrack silent.

The battlefield is empty.

The Lightners have escaped.

It’s not the end of the world, but it damn well feels like it. Tenna feels himself launch straight back into showman presentation, empty promises, bribes, desperation, begging for the deed to be undone. He can already feel that it’s not working. They’re not coming back. And - angel, and he’d tried so hard to be everything they wanted, because his only job was to keep them entertained until the signal came - and it hasn’t worked and it isn’t enough and they’re running away from him.

So, okay. New tactic. All hands on deck.

They’re not getting away again. Plan A: get the Zappers on the case. This should be easy - their infrared scanners should spot the Lightners’ heat signal in the dust and the dim of backstage, and before they know it they’ll be right back in his care again. But the Zappers can’t do their damn jobs, and some Shadowguy comes wailing that they don’t want to capture the Lightners, and he’s baring his fangs before he knows it.

“What do you MEAN you don’t want to fight them!? Read the %FINE PRINT% in your CONTRACT, buddy! Now QUIT complaining and %GO%”

Tenna rallies the charge, running out into the night. His employees scatter to the winds in his wake.

It should be easy, shouldn’t it? Even without his increasingly useless employee cohort? Screens line the walls of every hallway in TV World with his smile. He’s got ears everywhere, or at least enough nose to sniff out his targets. It should not pose a problem to get the kids back in their balls and back on board with regularly scheduled programming.

Something shifts, though. Some break in the signal.

The first sign of trouble is Ramb.

Slight complication, mate.

“What!?”

Toriel’s not looking too hot. Started tossin’ and turnin’ in there.

“She %ROLLED% OVER in her SLEEP!?”

S’what I said, yeah.

“Did you try the CLASSICAL MUSIC CHANNEL like I SAID!?”

Look, Tenna, I’m doin’ what I can -

“You know she’ll be in %GRAVE DANGER% if she’s AWAKE for this, right!?”

You think I don’t try?!” says Ramb, crackly but clearly mad. "Ugh - y’know what? Don’t care. I quit. Sort yourself out."

Tenna yells, and keeps yelling, even as the line cuts, even as he’s left alone in a cardboard corridor with no company but his own voice echoing off the flimsy walls. His whole body’s trembling with rage and anxiety in equal part. Damn good-for-nothing layabout son-of-a-gun! Doesn’t he know who he’s talking to? Tenna is TV! He’s the real deal, the chassis of the whole operation! And what’s Ramb, some chewed-up cable stuck behind the couch? Just because he’s not the one who’ll be unplugged if all of this goes sour -

Doesn’t matter! What matters is the Lightners, who are still AWOL, who need to be brought back in line like the rest of this angel-forsaken place. They’re not safe if they’re not contained. What happens next is better off avoided; Kris has made that more than clear. Now if they’d only practice what they preached and keep their little friends in line...

Plan B, then: bargaining. Surely he’s got something kicking about in the secret bonus zone that the kids will like! That is, if he hadn’t poked his head in to find a gamble of twenty-odd Pippins digging through the chests for extra POINTs and draining the prize pool out from under him. Have these people no shame?!

(Admittedly, he did cut off everybody’s POINT supply until they find the Lightners. But can you blame him? Clearly things aren’t getting done around here!)

“Alright! ALRIGHT, you little ripoff artists!!! You think you can take MY cookies!? Might I remind you, you signed a little, ahem, %TELEVSION CONTRACT%

... These aren’t their contracts. Where the hell are their contracts???

Understanding why, exactly, everyone is turning coat against him doesn’t make it any easier to handle. Tenna tries to think of a workable Plan C, or D, or X-Y-Z, but it’s no good changing channels when the signal’s been disrupted. Every corner he turns it seems like there are fewer guards patrolling, more empty halls for him to scan and see no signs of Susie or Kris. Worse, the audience seem to be gradually changing their favour - cheers for his arrival turn to gasps, turn to oohs of anticipation and unrest.

“GUYS!” he calls their attention - “WHY are you DAWDLING like this?!”

“Uhm,” one of the Zappers tugs a nonexistent collar, “didn’t you hears, boss? Or, uh, ex-boss? We’s off the clock now. Forever.”

“H-huh!?”

Contracts are all gone, riffs a Shadowguy.

“So, what, you’re GIVING UP? You can’t do that! What about the %SHOW%”

Seems like a lost cause to me -

“- Maybes the Lightners just don’t wanna tunes in no more,” another Zapper shrugs.

“What?! You’re KIDDING! They wouldn’t just run off in the middle of a %BATTLE% and then NOT COME BACK! I just need to - I’ve just gotta -”

Boss, I think you have to face the music.

Ridiculous! Laudable! Tenna’s laughing at it right now! It’s gonna be fine, of course it’s gonna be fine! He’s TV! He’s everything a Lightner could ever want! Why would they wanna run AWAY?

Hey - “H-hey, stop!!” The Darkners, too, are starting to back away from him one by one and slip into the shadows. “Don't go...!!”

But they do, and they already have, before he’s even finished talking.

Thus falls the house of cards: with one swift blow to its foundations, the whole damn thing caves in. Ramb’s gone. The staff are gone. Lanino and Elnina give each other nervous looks, like they’re thinking what a weirdo, and then they back off as well, into the night.

Everything’s changing so fast. At least he’s got the reliable constant of...

“M... Mike? You’re leaving too?”

Spotlight. Wastelands. Alone. Soundtrack silent.

The lights go down on Mr Tenna, and he feels something in him break.

He’s shaking again, undone. Everyone is gone. Everyone. The Lightners don’t want him; the Darkners can’t stand him. Mike’s leaving too.

The floor is unsympathetic to his screams. There is no audience.

He struggles to his feet, stumbles somewhere cold. That’s it, then. There’s nothing left for it. If everybody else in this dark world is on Kris’ side, then Tenna’s just going to have to play the villain. (Like he hasn’t been doing that just fine already.)

And, mark his words, this is gonna be a midnight showing that they won’t forget.


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The worst has come to pass—This story’s stakes have reached impossible heights.Overshadowing amateur efforts, tensions amassAs our heroes’ strengths are flattened under the Knight’s.

Though, maybe, kindness and love can truly overtake allAs our friends become fuller people, they each find space to bloom.So then, why—— why are they destined to fall?Can the power of the SOUL truly overcome this story of doom?

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ON DESCRIBING THE COLOR GREEN

By inksoot
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SUSIE, ON DESCRIBING THE COLOR GREEN:

Green is the last color Susie thinks of when people ask for her favorite color. It’s hard to paint without looking tacky, it’s hard to wear against her own skin without making her feel like an eggplant, and it’s the color of the class cactus she’d maintained for no reason.She’d spent the spring watering the class cactus in hopes of nurturing it back into health after months of neglect. The teacher didn’t say anything, but Susie was good at catching the side glances, the worried quirk of the mouth. Cactuses weren’t even supposed to be high maintenance. And yet, when Susie graduated second grade, the teacher gifted her the class cactus. It wasn’t a sad, withered husk trying to live; it was something prickly evidently taken care of. That made Susie feel happy. That was what felt like winning, rather than knocking the daylights out of a classmate that gave her a consistently demeaning stare. She’s not sure exactly why—maybe the cactus reminded her of herself, or maybe she wanted to be bad at fighting and good at healing.That cactus still stands on her windowsill, probably the last thing from her childhood in her room. It reminds her of Kris.

KRIS (AND THEIR STUPID SWEATER)

They’re in the closet now. Right, Alphys wanted them to retrieve it together? Susie wants to crunch chalk to elicit a reaction from her silent companion. She opts for a quick verbal jab instead.

“Now that we’re alone, wanna confess anything? Like how you might think green looks bad on you, and I dunno, maybe a color like purple would be better?”

Nothing. Kris gives her a little glance, a reddish brown glint under their choppy bangs. She’ll take that as a win.

Susie walks forward, Kris behind her—

—she falls. For a while. Way longer than she likes.

When she stumbles up, she’s able to avoid the spikes on her wrists. She doesn’t remember wearing anything like that today. Susie turns to Kris to gauge their reaction, and instead she’s the one who blinks. Kris’s skin is a stark sky blue now, and their sweater is replaced with silvery armor.

Susie chortles. “Seems like this world knows how to dress you better.”

No response. She frowns. Kris gestures in a general direction, and Susie peers at the dark abyss. It seems like their only path now was forward, through the crusted muted purple ruins and creepy pockets that looked closer to bleeding eyes than tiny caves.

Eventually, the place opens up a little into an area that feels more urban, sans the fact that there’s nobody in sight. Susie frowns for a moment, then switches it into a boisterous, roaring laugh. “We’re nervous for no reason, huh? This world’s emptier than Temmie’s brain.”

Kris gives her a side look through their bangs, the first real modicum of emotion they’ve expressed probably ever today, and it’s one that Susie can kinda read as, are you serious? Or, you were nervous? Either way, it sort of pisses and delights Susie at the same time.

There’s a shorter figure in front of them, framed by a lonely castle. Their face is obscured by a wide brimmed hat. They bluster underneath their pink scarf, not quite dissimilar to Kris’s cape. Something else ticks Susie, though. What is it...?

Oh. They’re cloaked in green.

Damn it.

RALSEI (IN GENERAL)

The green dude, as Susie would like to call him, is named Ralsei.

He’s alright. He’s kind of annoying in the way he’s always yes-maning people. But over the course of their adventures in the Dark World, she’s warmed up to him. Unfortunately. She’s comfortable enough with him now that she’s able to walk behind him, tap him on the shoulder, and blurt out, “can I...learn?”

“Learn what?” He cocks his head. Susie snatches his shoulders and jostles him a little.

“The...green stuff.” She doesn’t want to say it. In the corner of her eye, she can see Kris bring a hand up to their mouth to either cough or laugh. “Fine! The healing thing you do. How’d you do it?”

Ralsei doesn’t laugh at her. Instead, he grabs her hands (she has to let go of his shoulders first) and smiles.

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There is that same pushback she felt with Kris now as Ralsei gingerly cups her hands in between his own and coaxes some asspull power of friendship method to generate green light. It bobs gently, just like Ralsei—almost ethereal, so transparent that she’s afraid it’ll blow away. Then it blooms. Bright. Unapologetic, so unlike Ralsei.

A curl of annoyance flickers in Susie. I want to be able to do that, she thinks, and then almost automatically, the next thought strikes: I can do that.

Ralsei’s releasing her hands and yammering about something possibly important, but Susie’s too focused on the warmth that’s beginning to jet from her heart and pool into the palms of her hands. It’s not the razor edge of adrenaline that warps her fists into weapons that greets her, but the abstract warmth she feels when she’d messed around in the church with Kris, when she’s traveling with Ralsei and Kris, when she did shenanigans with Lancer…

For all that emotion, though, there’s only a tiny spark that jets out like a firework. Her teeth grind into her tongue. Not good enough.

But Ralsei’s grinning in that wide endearing way of his, and even Kris is giving her a lukewarm thumbs up that translates to high merriment in Kris terms. Susie cracks a smile of her own.

Not good enough, but a start.

THE OLD MAN (GERSON)

If Ralsei has an endearing smile, then Gerson has a toothy, bold one. Not overzealous or arrogant, but a kind of one that has an air of free abandon. He almost glows, even as Susie is dodging another round of his spears.

“Do you feel it? That pattern? Do you have that will to push through?”

Even as Susie is foiling his attack patterns, he’s still joyously expectant, looking at her. As if he’s happy that she’s seeing through him. For an old man, too, he’s got moves. The hammer is more a blur than a glint as he rotates it around his body with unusual precision. She wishes she’s the same, though; right now, there’s various bruises and wounds beginning to weigh her down, and she can actively feel her reaction time slowing.

Fine. She’ll try that again.

How did Ralsei do it? Susie gathers her claws into a bowl shape and thinks. She thinks of the small, green spark that jumped out of her palms when Ralsei taught her. She thinks of the dark emerald hue of the cactus, the scent of the soil when she watered it. Susie thinks of Kris and how their sweater cloaks them, washes them out into the same colors as Hometown. Of Ralsei and his green hat, the vibrant pink scarf against the pine green ensemble. Even Gerson, who curiously grins at her as a familiar green light finishes washing over her body.

The cuts seal up. Her bones slide against each other like a well oiled machine. Susie’s heart feels like it’s been kickstarted again, seething, roaring, a furnace to the machinations of her body.

“Ready?” Gerson asks, but by the way he’s readying his weapon, Susie knows he knows her answer already.

She laughs, almost giddily, and props her axe up. “Thought you’d never ask, old man.”

~

She wins. And this time, it doesn’t feel like it’s her loss.

“You are...” He looks off, almost vacantly for a moment. “The dragon.”

Susie blinks. “Oh yeah?” She crosses her arms. “Well, it better not be a green one.”

He laughs in that throaty har-har-har way of his and claps his hand against her back. “Maybe that’ll be up to you.”

STEEPED IN APPREHENSION

By beansfrombeans

Kris and Susie are probably asleep right now. Hopefully. They ought to get their eight-to-ten hours; they’re growing Lightners.Ralsei, though, will never grow, and doesn’t have a bed, and is far too anxious to pretend to rest besides. If he didn’t think too hard about it, he might have ended up pacing the length of his bedroom back and forth all night, just waiting for his friends to show back up and give him something to attend to, some reason to exist. But he has thought about it, and he’s realised that just because Kris and Susie are doing realer things right now, that doesn’t mean he can’t still be attending to them!This is why, in the middle of the night, he is carefully carving out the wall between their bedrooms, smushing them together into one united space. Because when Kris and Susie get here in the morning, he will be ready to make it a good one.He’s going to give them a tea party.One good thing about being the Prince of this world is that he can pretty much get whatever he wants from whoever he wants whenever he asks. (Although it certainly doesn’t hurt to ask nicely.) He got the teapot, cups and plates from Swatch; he got the tea and the sugar bowl from Seam; he got the water for the pot from the Watercooler, who had revealed herself to be a somewhat nervous Mizzle when the TV World denizens had first been settling in. He’ll heat that with his magic closer to the time, hot enough to warm and comfort Kris and Susie’s bones, but not so hot that they’ll be burned and hurt themselves. Ralsei wouldn’t be able to forgive himself if that happened, after all.Add to that a nice set of table-and-chairs, sweep a tablecloth across the top, and a picturesque display spreads out before him. It could come straight out of a panel of the prophecy.... Ralsei is aware that things do not get easier from here.He knew it when Kris and Susie first walked up, the girl and the cage, the two most important people in his world. He knows it now, now that they’ve all been felled by the Roaring Knight, the first of many strifes in their path. It is not the last time that they will suffer. The tail of hell wraps round him like a spectre, constricting him when he thinks too hard about that certain, suffocating future.Tenna’s untimely dismemberment and Lancer’s silly insults are given equal weight by the lines of the future. The prophecy doesn’t seem to hold much stock in Darkners’ lives that way.(Neither does he. As much as Susie yelled at him about it last night, he can’t quite bring himself to elevate the Darkners’ position in the lineup of his mind. Cage and girl, and lonely prince along for the ride, to help the heroes duel with their foe and banish the angel’s heaven. Anything else may as well be set dressing.)Regardless, both of those things have long since come to pass by now. The Queen’s chariot cannot be stopped. The ring of Heaven’s call will toll like funeral bells, and all Ralsei will be able to do is watch as the final tragedy unveils.Blood on his paws, even if he doesn’t strike a blow. Inevitable.Right now, though, there is nothing to stain him. He might feel the sting of future blame, the sticky drip of guilt and worthlessness, but it’s all inside his inconsequential imaginary head. What he does, all he can do, right now is what matters.And what he is doing is setting the table; a tea party for Susie and Kris.(Sometimes his cheeks begin to hurt from smiling. It’s not like he hasn’t chosen this life for himself - the prophecy never said he had to be happy about what’s going to happen this week. The choice he has made, to proffer himself as a cheery and helpful guide, is his own, and if it hurts then he’s gonna have to be the one to shoulder that pain. Bringing the other two in on his suffering is the last thing he wants.)Teacups for all of them, and a plate each for Kris and Susie, so that they can each have a slice of cake. He leaves the sugar cubes closer to Susie’s place, knowing that she’ll want to crunch a few.Angel, he wishes his food could fill her up.But she’ll be happy as she does it, and Kris will too, in that inscrutable way of theirs, the kind that’s almost always a little bit obscured by the bars of their arrangement. And that’s all that Ralsei can really guarantee them. This one small moment of happiness, here on the razor’s edge of hope and desperation, before it all comes crashing down in so many days.He wonders what flavour he should make the cake. Maybe double-chocolate. Maybe strawberry jam.Or maybe he’ll decide a little closer to the time. It’s not a choice that matters, after all.



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Ultimate Dual Birthday Attack!

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Ralsei and Lancer have unexpectedly planned birthday parties for each other!
2462 words • Castle Town

“Rals,” said Susie. “Are you trying to dig Lancer a new hole for his birthday? 'Cause you're doing a great job so far.”“Do you think he'll like the streamers?” asked Ralsei. He did not stop pacing, though he did lighten his steps a tad just in case he truly was wearing a path into the ground. Better safe than sorry. “I made sure to get them in the colors he likes, but I’m not sure if I should have printed the text for the banners instead of writing it myself...”“Ralsei,” Susie said. She snuck a cookie off the platter on the buffet table. (Ralsei had more pressing concerns and so did not scold her, settling for a dry look. She grinned back, unrepentant.) “It'll be fine. Lancer's gonna love it! You'll see. He’s gonna be all over the place.”

“Maybe you're right,” said Ralsei. “I should dig him a hole. Susie, could I borrow your axe for a moment?”Susie laughed and choked on the cookie. Ralsei hovered a hand over her as she hacked up a chocolate chip and swallowed it again without missing a beat. She tried a nonchalant lean and wheezed out, “What sorta gift did you get him, anyway?”Ralsei eyed her. “It’s meant to be a surprise,” he said.She blinked at him. “Yeah?”“You won’t cave if Lancer asks you what it is before I give it to him?”“No way!” said Susie. Ralsei leveled a wry look at her. “...Nooo wayy,” she said again, and stood straighter, resting her hand on his shoulder. “Look, promise I won’t!”Ralsei considered. Susie began to shake him, chanting, I promiiise I promise Rals I won’t breathe a word not even if he offers me a Lancer cookie or worms or another fan. “Okay! Okay, let me just go get it...”There was a knock on the door. Ralsei froze mid-step. “That must be him,” he said, and straightened up, brushing his hands over the front of his robes. “All right, everyone, to your places! Swatch, if you could please dim the lights—”CRASH! The door slammed into the wall.

A cacophony arose, disorienting him until it resolved itself into a quasi-orchestral rendition of the Happy Birthday song. Barreling in was Kris, Lancer on their shoulders putting his heart into playing his tuba. Several Card Kingdom denizens were at their heels. A Rudinn had a bell in hand, swinging it with all its might; a Bloxer assailed a Blue Block for percussion.Ralsei watched, stunned, as they poured into the room. As the song came to an end, a lone voice became louder; Rouxls slithered to the front, caterwauling HAPPY BIRTHDAYES TOOST YOU.Susie shrieked in unabashed delight. She grabbed Ralsei and began shaking him again, and when it proved itself not enough for her she lifted him up and howled, “Watch out! Birthday boy incoming!”He was too shocked to stop her. She chucked him straight at Lancer. He heard a Shuttah’s click and could only think, oh, no, right before impact.


“So,” said Ralsei, once the chaos had died down. “You found out we were having a birthday party, and decided to crash it?”“What?” asked Lancer. “No! I’m bringing your party to you!”“...You’re doing...my party...?” He’d caught wind of Ralsei trying to plan his party? How?“Yessaroo, buckaroo!” Lancer beamed, standing proud with his hands on his hips.The band started up again: HAPPY BIIIRTHDAY TO YOUUU!Then he looked around. “Hold the tones!” He cried, and held his hand up. His mariachi band silenced at once.He pointed at the banners, the buffet table. Ralsei’s modest cake, decorated to look like Card Castle with help from Top Chef and Swatch. “You’re hosting your OWN birthday party?! Without ME?!”What? “No, this is your party,” Ralsei said. Helpless but to parrot Lancer in the wake of his confusion, he asked, “You’re throwing your own birthday?”“No, I told you! This is your party! Keep up!” He snapped his fingers and a Rudinn appeared next to him, unfurling a large banner with Ralsei’s face on it. BIRTHDAY BOY, it declared. It looked, distressingly, like a wanted poster. Lancer waved at it. “See?”“I can’t believe this,” said Susie, still snickering. “You two dumbasses really had no clue this was happening? You nearly bumped into each other a gazillion fuh—reaking times getting the cake!”“I expect-a some recognition for my hard work,” sniffed Top Chef, from behind the towering spectacle that was the cake Lancer had brought in. There were sparklers on each glittering tier. “Rush orders are-a difficult as it is, let alone two at once!”“I had no clue,” said Ralsei. Then, turning to Susie accusingly: “You knew?”“Uh, duh!” She snorted. “Just about everyone in town knew! Neither of you were sneaky about it.”“I think I was plenty sneaky,” said Lancer. Kris, who was eyeing the plate of choco diamonds covetously, coughed into their fist and muttered something. He said, “Well, of course I needed to practice!”“All right, all right, wrap it up,” said Susie. She clapped her hands and rubbed them together. Grinning, gaze trained on the cake, she said, “Let’s get this party started! Hit it, DJ!”“Sure thing!” chirped K_K, and chucked a CD straight at Lancer, who caught it in his mouth.He chewed. “Mm, cream cheese! You really went all out with the catering!”
“Heh.” Susie cuffed him on the head and smiled. “Like I’d let him feed us lettuce and grass?”
“But I’ve...never fed you grass...? Ah, wait a moment,” said Ralsei, catching Kris hovering by the cake, knife in hand. “I believe it’s customary to begin festivities with, er, blowing out the candles?” He considered the booming population of candles Lancer had stacked on his cake. “...Let’s just cut the cake first.”Susie parroted I believe it’s customary... in a low voice before going, “All right, Kris, hand the knife over.” She cracked her knuckles. “I’m going to annihilate that thing.”“I think it’s supposed to be me or Lancer,” said Ralsei. He thought about it for a moment. “I think I should do it,” he said hastily, and went to take the knife from Kris.They didn’t let go. “Ah, haha, Kris!” He tried again. They didn’t budge. “You...you can let go, Kris, I’ll get the cake cut and we can get on with things.”They looked at him. They smirked.“...If you let me have it, I’ll give you the biggest slice?”Perched now on Susie’s back, Lancer gasped. “TYRANNY,” cried the Prince-King of Card Kingdom. “CONSPIRACY, UNDER MY NOSE?” Susie paced over to them so Lancer could hang his head over Kris and Ralsei disapprovingly. “Not on my watch,” he sniffed, and yanked the knife from Kris’s willing hand.Susie watched enraptured as Lancer held the knife high. “Hey, is it possible for darkners to open fountains?”In the instant where Lancer plunged the knife into his behemoth of a cake, Ralsei suffered terrible visions; but of course! Nothing happened.(Well, this was Lancer. There was always a chance.)They managed to get through cake distribution without further injury, which Ralsei was thankful for. There was a brief hiccup where Lancer was reluctant to have the Card Castle cake cut, but he was more than happy to plop the little fondant figure of himself into his maw when Ralsei reassured him they could bake another one together.“All right,” chewed Susie, more consonant than conversation. She’d devoured half her plate in one bite. “You know what time it is!”“TV TIME,” blurted a Pippins. “...Sorry. Reflex.”“Time for gifts!” Susie snapped her fingers.

Sweet, Cap’n, and K_K dragged up something draped in dark fabric. “Right,” said Ralsei, watching in confusion as they swept away, Cap’n saluting. He hadn’t asked them to handle his gift, and really it didn’t require so much fanfare, but maybe Susie had wanted to dress up the presentation? She was grinning quite widely... “This was last minute, so if there’s anything you want me to change, just let me know!”He pulled the cloth away. Lancer exclaimed in pure delight.Ralsei did, too, but in dismay. It was a motorbike. Pre-heated!Ralsei frantically beat at the flames with the drape as Lancer darted over to inspect it. Dancing in place, Lancer said, “You even included cup-holders for my nightly milk!”“Lancer, this isn’t my gift!”“It’s mine!” Susie swaggered forward, pointing at herself in pride. “Built ‘er all on my own! With a little help from those three.” SCC posed.At the very back, Rouxls’s face mirrored Ralsei’s own. In plain despair, he said, “Fucke.”“I will treasure this forever,” said Lancer.“Wait ‘till you see what Ralsei got you,” said Susie. “I mean, I don’t know what it is but he wouldn’t tell me, so it’s gotta be awesome!”At his shoulder, a Swatchling manifested, offering his gift wrapped in dark, starry fabric. He took it but hesitated. Lancer was obviously chuffed by Susie’s gift; he was tracing the little spade-shaped speedometer in awe. Perhaps he ought to add, er, chains? Or... change the material to leather?Lancer waved at him. “Gimme the goods!”“Ah, Lancer, don’t you want to...take it for a test-drive, first...?” That should be enough time, right?But Lancer went and plucked the gift from his hands, cheerfully taking it apart. “Let’s see what we have here...!”Ralsei had chosen to make the track jackets Lancer had proposed when they’d first met; one for each of them in the Lancer Fan Club. By the time Lancer had unfurled his, the rest of the gang had donned their matching jackets.It was a dark blue that complemented Lancer’s own hue; its inner lining sported a spades pattern; its zipper was worm-shaped. On the left breast was a small insignia of a blue spade wearing a crown, a cursive L superimposed over it.Lancer examined every inch closely, and looked up with tears streaming rapidly down his face.Ralsei panicked. Susie panicked. Kris panicked. Near everyone panicked; in particular, Rouxls flailed about for a handkerchief, a nearby Rudinn resorted to fanning the prince-king with its knife, and Queen began Conducting A Search On What To Do If Your Fake Son Cries.“Lancer!?” Susie rushed over. “Hey, man, what’s wrong?”“I LOVE IT,” said Lancer, somehow completely coherent even as tears poured from his eyes. He pulled the jacket on and struck a pose. “Aren’t I so cool?”Ralsei hung behind her, worried about crowding him. “I... so you’re not upset?”“Uh, no! What made you think I was?”Kris said, “All the crying, probably.”“These are tears of joy!” Lancer wiped his tears away and kept beaming. “Uh. But that reminds me! IIIII need to go to the littlekingsroombye!” He dashed off.Bewildered, Ralsei turned to Kris. “Do you have any idea what that was about?”They shrugged, equally confused.“He Might Just Need To Compose Himself,” suggested Queen. “Or Maybe He’s Flushing The Jacket Down The Toilet LOL”A sparkler sizzled away in her glass of battery acid. Ralsei felt a sudden cold sweat. “Uh, Queen? Would you mind...putting that out?”“Put What Out”Preventing imminent catastrophe proved enough distraction that worry for Lancer almost slipped Ralsei’s mind entirely. As time passed, he sat with Seam, Swatch, and Queen, with the latter carrying most of the conversation. Susie and Kris were at the buffet table, throwing cookie crumbs at each other’s mouths in higher and higher arcs.Eventually, he felt a tug on his scarf. He turned to see Lancer still wearing his jacket, hands tucked behind his back. “Lancer! There you are! What’ve you got there?”“Your gift!” Lancer presented it with a flourish: one of his many mp3 players. “I mixed up some sick tunes for you. Tell me what you think!”That must have been why he’d run off. “Thank you, Lancer! Which do I play first?”“Start from the top!”“All right, let’s see...”The first few songs caught him off guard. Lancer enjoyed his splat tunes, but Ralsei had known he kept more than those saved. The day Queen had moved in, he’d heard her laughter coming from Lancer’s room, and poked his head in to see Lancer pause the recording and mimic it. But these must have been newer still: Lancer’s attempts at lyrics for tunes Ralsei had idly hummed while working on Castle Town.He couldn’t help but feel charmed. Even as Lancer rhymed egg with egg in one of them. “Oh, you’re... quite the wordsmith, Lancer!” Perhaps he had learned some of his lyricism from the Puzzle Masters.“Yeah, I know!” Lancer puffed up his chest in pride. “Skip to the last one! I want to know what you think!”“Okay...” He wondered what this one would be. A Lancer original?Not quite. Ralsei stood, shocked, as Lancer’s voice sang out the prophecy... with some key changes. By now the others had drifted closer to listen in as well.

“It started once upon a time
a legend spoke in shadowed rhyme
with Lancer’s help the Roaring ends
Everyone ends up awesome friends!
Susie is cool and very strong
Kris is blue and got my name wrong,”

(Kris shut their eyes tight. “Not my fault,” they hissed, hand twitching.)

“Ralsei the sweet and fluffy prince
join forces with Lancer and wins!”

“Lancer,” Susie said in an undertone. “This is track of the year, dude.”“Autographs are first come first serve!”As it ended Lancer had his hands in his jacket pockets, peering at Ralsei. “So? What did you think?”Ralsei said, “It’s...it’s wonderful.”And it was. The prophecy was draped in such esoteric phrasing, so often Ralsei could forget that The Girl wanted nothing more than to belong, that The Cage was more than the human SOUL they contained, that he, The Prince, was no longer alone in deepest dark. As simple as Lancer’s lyrics were... they were named, they were identified by facets of their friendship, they were loved.“AWESOME,” said Lancer. “Can I have it back for a moment, I kind of forgot to make a copy.”“Ah! Yes, here you go.”Ralsei watched as Susie eagerly lifted Lancer up and danced around with him, Kris at her tail playing a music executive begging Lancer to sign with them. Susie looked back and locked eyes with him, spinning around and calling his name.I can’t believe how lucky I am, to have this. Smiling, beaming, so happy he could float, he caught up to them.“So how’s it going so far,” said Kris. “Your first birthday?”“You know,” said Ralsei, watching as Susie raised Lancer overhead and prepared to throw him at his cake, “I think this might be the best one yet.”


What was it that didn't happen?

Spot art by aariser

In which Kris elects not to cast Snowgrave on Berdly.
1627 words • Chapter 2

“Did they really just...?”Berdly looked toward Noelle. She was staring at the ground, hands trembling. Her fingertips were cold. So very cold. Little snowflakes still littered the ground around her, and her friend wouldn’t even step any closer to her. Still scared of her.“It couldn’t have been... Could it?”She glanced up toward him as he spoke, even her gaze shaking. The moment they made eye contact, it seemed as if the air shifted. Noelle bit her lip harshly, trying not to burst into a sob as tears slowly filled her eyes. One tear fell, freezing almost instantly, like a small crystal in her eyelash. Another fell, freezing again. What had she been doing all this time? Has she been hurting people? Was Kris trying to make her do the same thing to Berdly just then?“I don’t–” She started to speak, but the words were immediately choked out by the sob she had been trying to fight back. Her body felt so cold. She couldn’t stop shaking. More tears fell from her eyes, freezing onto her fur as they fell, coating her in small icicles.Berdly finally stepped forward, albeit hesitantly. He was looking around frantically, maybe a bit uncomfortable. Noelle could see his eyes darting about. It was understandable to see him react that way. She had nearly killed him just a moment ago, and now she was on the floor sobbing crystalline tears of ice, something he had never seen before. Noelle would have never let herself cry in front of Berdly of all people.She watched him carefully, trying to bite back her sobs. He was fidgeting with the handle of his axe, likely still antsy from their battle.“Wait!” Noelle shouted as Berdly took another step towards her, wrapping her arms tightly around herself, “Don’t come closer. Please.”

Berdly looked around, then just silently nodded his head and sat down. He set his axe next to him, causing it to disappear, rested his hands in his lap, and looked at Noelle again. She was broken down, fallen to her knees with the rough edge of her mage robe spilling out around her and almost glowing softly in the darkness of the alleyway. Every tear that still fell from her eyes froze to her fur. Her hands were covered in a thin layer of frost. Her eyes, so full of tears, were so devoid of life and color.He kept his distance, still processing the fact that he really had almost died just then. Even if this was all a really crazy dream, that was still terrifying. Kris had almost made Noelle kill him. Why would they even do that? What would lead to that? Sure, Berdly knew he could be annoying at times, and maybe he hasn’t been the nicest monster to Kris, and yes maybe he did like to mock them and hold his own ever growing friendship with Noelle in front of them like a dollar on a fishline, and he did like to tease them about their grades being low, and sure he–Okay, maybe there were a lot of reasons that Kris would be upset or dislike him, but them wanting to kill him was still crazy, right? Right?!?Noelle was staring at him. Maybe he wasn’t the nicest friend to Noelle, either.She had asked him to stay back, but something was compelling him to get closer. He could do better, surely. He could be better than he had been.He slowly shifted a bit forward, reaching his hand forward to rest on Noelle’s shoulder. He flinched back almost immediately from how cold she was, but he pushed through it. He placed his hand on her shoulder again, bit back and swallowed the cold. This was the least he could do.“You heard it… Didn’t you?” Noelle’s voice was weak, shaking. He was shocked she wasn’t stuttering on top of that. “Their voice... Tell me you heard it. Tell me I’m not crazy!”Noelle lifted her head, looking at Berdly almost frantically. Desperate for him to validate whatever she heard.“Yes, I heard it. Was there something wrong with their voice?”The words didn’t help at all. Her head fell once again, her entire body drooping closer and closer to the ground. Maybe she had made it all up. Maybe it was all in her head. All the enemies she had frozen, was it her own choice? Almost killing Berdly, was that her own doing?It all felt so vivid, though. She could hear their voice. The way they whispered into her ear, over and over as they walked the city. Proceed. Proceed. Proceed.Had she really made it all up? Her hands were so cold. She was so cold. Everything was so cold.Was any of it real?Noelle reached for the ring on her finger, yanking it off with a wince and throwing it across the alley. She watched as blood dripped down from where the thorns had barbed their way into her skin.“Surely, now... Now I can’t hurt anyone. Right?” Her entire body was trembling, even her gaze shaking as she tried to look at Berdly. Everything in her expression pleaded with him to confirm that she was now back to being a harmless deer.Berdly looked around. He was nervous. She could tell that much. He was scared of her, wasn’t he?“Well, I...” He stood up, not pulling his axe out now. There was a hesitation, but he stepped forward, his arms stretched out toward her. Berdly really wasn’t sure what he was doing, but he knew that Noelle needed proof that she wasn’t going to hurt him. This was not something he was used to doing, not something he ever had to do at all, really. He tried to think back on how his mom would comfort him in times of stress. Well, how she comforted him when he got a bad grade or lost at a video game. Which, in retrospect, was a very different level of distress from this situation.He sat next to Noelle, not touching her, but not too far either. “I feel fine. Don’t you?”Okay, maybe that was the wrong thing to say.Noelle let out a choked laugh, looking up at the pitch black sky above them.“Right. Do I feel fine? Should I feel fine? I could’ve been killing people for the past hour for all I know! I may have almost killed you! Is this even real? Is the pain in my hands real? The blood on my finger, the ice and frost on my fur, is any of that real?” Noelle started to fidget with her hands, picking at her nails and the skin around them mindlessly.“If this is some dream, that means we’re asleep. We’re asleep in the computer lab. Shouldn’t we be working on our project? We’re going to fall behind. We need to wake up now. We need to get out of here. I need to get out of here. I want to go home now. We can work on the project tomorrow, right?”Noelle kept rambling on as her thoughts came and went, her mind running far and wide. Berdly didn’t know what to say. He had never seen anything like this, especially from Noelle. She always seemed so put together, aside from when she was embarrassed about something. Was this a panic attack? Her breathing did seem heavy. How was he supposed to help with that? Should he grab her hands before she made them bleed more, but what if that made it worse? Maybe a distraction?That was it. A distraction. Berdly was hilarious, he knew this about himself. He could easily make her laugh, and then she would feel much better!“This is kinda like that scene from that one anime, don't you think?” He interrupted whatever it was she had been saying, grabbing her hands. That was something good to do during a time like this, right? Berdly looked at Noelle, who had completely stopped talking. Her expression was one of extreme bewilderment and confusion.“I'm... Sorry? What are you talking about?”Did he even have an anime in mind? He just said that on the spot. Surely one of the countless shows he was a complete expert on must have something relatable to this moment. “Oh, you know...” He had to think of something. He wasn't thinking of anything. How could he, of a people, draw a complete blank in such a crisis? “The Guy Who Was Reincarnated But Actually Wasn't Reincarnated At All, of course!”Noelle pulled a hand away from him, slowly, wiping at her eyes with her sleeve for a moment. She didn't have the slightest clue what he was talking about. She wasn't sure if that was a show that even existed, but it sounded similar to something she read, so maybe it did exist.She laughed a little at the ridiculousness of the title, wondering how Berdly could have possibly made the connection of... whatever this situation was, to a random anime he had watched. If he had watched it. If it was real.If any of this was real.There wasn't much she could do about it, though. Whether it was real or not, she had to get back to the library. She had to finish her homework.“Let's just... go find where our homework is. I don't want to get a late notice. My mom will flip.”“Of course not! We shall go now, brave mage!” Berdly stood up quickly, saluting briefly before starting to walk back down the alleyway.Noelle could only follow after, wondering if he was still trying to play into that reincarnation anime he was talking about...


PANIC!! IN STATIC!!

Word art by geckko__, Cokoberd, kiitzuna, GOOMYLOID

The best, and worst, night of Mr. Ant Tenna's life. The lightners have escaped!
1096 words • Chapter 3

Power on. Battleground. Audience.

Soundtrack silent.

The battlefield is empty.

The Lightners have escaped.

It’s not the end of the world, but it damn well feels like it. Tenna feels himself launch straight back into showman presentation, empty promises, bribes, desperation, begging for the deed to be undone. He can already feel that it’s not working. They’re not coming back. And - angel, and he’d tried so hard to be everything they wanted, because his only job was to keep them entertained until the signal came - and it hasn’t worked and it isn’t enough and they’re running away from him.

So, okay. New tactic. All hands on deck.

They’re not getting away again. Plan A: get the Zappers on the case. This should be easy - their infrared scanners should spot the Lightners’ heat signal in the dust and the dim of backstage, and before they know it they’ll be right back in his care again. But the Zappers can’t do their damn jobs, and some Shadowguy comes wailing that they don’t want to capture the Lightners, and he’s baring his fangs before he knows it.

“What do you MEAN you don’t want to fight them!? Read the %FINE PRINT% in your CONTRACT, buddy! Now QUIT complaining and %GO%”

Tenna rallies the charge, running out into the night. His employees scatter to the winds in his wake.

It should be easy, shouldn’t it? Even without his increasingly useless employee cohort? Screens line the walls of every hallway in TV World with his smile. He’s got ears everywhere, or at least enough nose to sniff out his targets. It should not pose a problem to get the kids back in their balls and back on board with regularly scheduled programming.

Something shifts, though. Some break in the signal.

The first sign of trouble is Ramb.

Slight complication, mate.

“What!?”

Toriel’s not looking too hot. Started tossin’ and turnin’ in there.

“She %ROLLED% OVER in her SLEEP!?”

S’what I said, yeah.

“Did you try the CLASSICAL MUSIC CHANNEL like I SAID!?”

Look, Tenna, I’m doin’ what I can -

“You know she’ll be in %GRAVE DANGER% if she’s AWAKE for this, right!?”

You think I don’t try?!” says Ramb, crackly but clearly mad. "Ugh - y’know what? Don’t care. I quit. Sort yourself out."

Tenna yells, and keeps yelling, even as the line cuts, even as he’s left alone in a cardboard corridor with no company but his own voice echoing off the flimsy walls. His whole body’s trembling with rage and anxiety in equal part. Damn good-for-nothing layabout son-of-a-gun! Doesn’t he know who he’s talking to? Tenna is TV! He’s the real deal, the chassis of the whole operation! And what’s Ramb, some chewed-up cable stuck behind the couch? Just because he’s not the one who’ll be unplugged if all of this goes sour -

Doesn’t matter! What matters is the Lightners, who are still AWOL, who need to be brought back in line like the rest of this angel-forsaken place. They’re not safe if they’re not contained. What happens next is better off avoided; Kris has made that more than clear. Now if they’d only practice what they preached and keep their little friends in line...

Plan B, then: bargaining. Surely he’s got something kicking about in the secret bonus zone that the kids will like! That is, if he hadn’t poked his head in to find a gamble of twenty-odd Pippins digging through the chests for extra POINTs and draining the prize pool out from under him. Have these people no shame?!

(Admittedly, he did cut off everybody’s POINT supply until they find the Lightners. But can you blame him? Clearly things aren’t getting done around here!)

“Alright! ALRIGHT, you little ripoff artists!!! You think you can take MY cookies!? Might I remind you, you signed a little, ahem, %TELEVSION CONTRACT%

... These aren’t their contracts. Where the hell are their contracts???

Understanding why, exactly, everyone is turning coat against him doesn’t make it any easier to handle. Tenna tries to think of a workable Plan C, or D, or X-Y-Z, but it’s no good changing channels when the signal’s been disrupted. Every corner he turns it seems like there are fewer guards patrolling, more empty halls for him to scan and see no signs of Susie or Kris. Worse, the audience seem to be gradually changing their favour - cheers for his arrival turn to gasps, turn to oohs of anticipation and unrest.

“GUYS!” he calls their attention - “WHY are you DAWDLING like this?!”

“Uhm,” one of the Zappers tugs a nonexistent collar, “didn’t you hears, boss? Or, uh, ex-boss? We’s off the clock now. Forever.”

“H-huh!?”

Contracts are all gone, riffs a Shadowguy.

“So, what, you’re GIVING UP? You can’t do that! What about the %SHOW%”

Seems like a lost cause to me -

“- Maybes the Lightners just don’t wanna tunes in no more,” another Zapper shrugs.

“What?! You’re KIDDING! They wouldn’t just run off in the middle of a %BATTLE% and then NOT COME BACK! I just need to - I’ve just gotta -”

Boss, I think you have to face the music.

Ridiculous! Laudable! Tenna’s laughing at it right now! It’s gonna be fine, of course it’s gonna be fine! He’s TV! He’s everything a Lightner could ever want! Why would they wanna run AWAY?

Hey - “H-hey, stop!!” The Darkners, too, are starting to back away from him one by one and slip into the shadows. “Don't go...!!”

But they do, and they already have, before he’s even finished talking.

Thus falls the house of cards: with one swift blow to its foundations, the whole damn thing caves in. Ramb’s gone. The staff are gone. Lanino and Elnina give each other nervous looks, like they’re thinking what a weirdo, and then they back off as well, into the night.

Everything’s changing so fast. At least he’s got the reliable constant of...

“M... Mike? You’re leaving too?”

Spotlight. Wastelands. Alone. Soundtrack silent.

The lights go down on Mr Tenna, and he feels something in him break.

He’s shaking again, undone. Everyone is gone. Everyone. The Lightners don’t want him; the Darkners can’t stand him. Mike’s leaving too.

The floor is unsympathetic to his screams. There is no audience.

He struggles to his feet, stumbles somewhere cold. That’s it, then. There’s nothing left for it. If everybody else in this dark world is on Kris’ side, then Tenna’s just going to have to play the villain. (Like he hasn’t been doing that just fine already.)

And, mark his words, this is gonna be a midnight showing that they won’t forget.


Steeped in apprehension

As the Lightners rest, Ralsei relfects on events and does his best to plan something nice for them.
852 words • Chapter 4

Kris and Susie are probably asleep right now. Hopefully. They ought to get their eight-to-ten hours; they’re growing Lightners.Ralsei, though, will never grow, and doesn’t have a bed, and is far too anxious to pretend to rest besides. If he didn’t think too hard about it, he might have ended up pacing the length of his bedroom back and forth all night, just waiting for his friends to show back up and give him something to attend to, some reason to exist. But he has thought about it, and he’s realised that just because Kris and Susie are doing realer things right now, that doesn’t mean he can’t still be attending to them!This is why, in the middle of the night, he is carefully carving out the wall between their bedrooms, smushing them together into one united space. Because when Kris and Susie get here in the morning, he will be ready to make it a good one.He’s going to give them a tea party.One good thing about being the Prince of this world is that he can pretty much get whatever he wants from whoever he wants whenever he asks. (Although it certainly doesn’t hurt to ask nicely.) He got the teapot, cups and plates from Swatch; he got the tea and the sugar bowl from Seam; he got the water for the pot from the Watercooler, who had revealed herself to be a somewhat nervous Mizzle when the TV World denizens had first been settling in. He’ll heat that with his magic closer to the time, hot enough to warm and comfort Kris and Susie’s bones, but not so hot that they’ll be burned and hurt themselves. Ralsei wouldn’t be able to forgive himself if that happened, after all.Add to that a nice set of table-and-chairs, sweep a tablecloth across the top, and a picturesque display spreads out before him. It could come straight out of a panel of the prophecy.... Ralsei is aware that things do not get easier from here.He knew it when Kris and Susie first walked up, the girl and the cage, the two most important people in his world. He knows it now, now that they’ve all been felled by the Roaring Knight, the first of many strifes in their path. It is not the last time that they will suffer. The tail of hell wraps round him like a spectre, constricting him when he thinks too hard about that certain, suffocating future.Tenna’s untimely dismemberment and Lancer’s silly insults are given equal weight by the lines of the future. The prophecy doesn’t seem to hold much stock in Darkners’ lives that way.(Neither does he. As much as Susie yelled at him about it last night, he can’t quite bring himself to elevate the Darkners’ position in the lineup of his mind. Cage and girl, and lonely prince along for the ride, to help the heroes duel with their foe and banish the angel’s heaven. Anything else may as well be set dressing.)Regardless, both of those things have long since come to pass by now. The Queen’s chariot cannot be stopped. The ring of Heaven’s call will toll like funeral bells, and all Ralsei will be able to do is watch as the final tragedy unveils.Blood on his paws, even if he doesn’t strike a blow. Inevitable.Right now, though, there is nothing to stain him. He might feel the sting of future blame, the sticky drip of guilt and worthlessness, but it’s all inside his inconsequential imaginary head. What he does, all he can do, right now is what matters.And what he is doing is setting the table; a tea party for Susie and Kris.(Sometimes his cheeks begin to hurt from smiling. It’s not like he hasn’t chosen this life for himself - the prophecy never said he had to be happy about what’s going to happen this week. The choice he has made, to proffer himself as a cheery and helpful guide, is his own, and if it hurts then he’s gonna have to be the one to shoulder that pain. Bringing the other two in on his suffering is the last thing he wants.)Teacups for all of them, and a plate each for Kris and Susie, so that they can each have a slice of cake. He leaves the sugar cubes closer to Susie’s place, knowing that she’ll want to crunch a few.Angel, he wishes his food could fill her up.But she’ll be happy as she does it, and Kris will too, in that inscrutable way of theirs, the kind that’s almost always a little bit obscured by the bars of their arrangement. And that’s all that Ralsei can really guarantee them. This one small moment of happiness, here on the razor’s edge of hope and desperation, before it all comes crashing down in so many days.He wonders what flavour he should make the cake. Maybe double-chocolate. Maybe strawberry jam.Or maybe he’ll decide a little closer to the time. It’s not a choice that matters, after all.


On Describing the Color Green

Spot art by hellspawnmotel

Susie and the various green things she observes in her life.
1424 words • Chapter 4

SUSIE, ON DESCRIBING THE COLOR GREEN:

Green is the last color Susie thinks of when people ask for her favorite color. It’s hard to paint without looking tacky, it’s hard to wear against her own skin without making her feel like an eggplant, and it’s the color of the class cactus she’d maintained for no reason.She’d spent the spring watering the class cactus in hopes of nurturing it back into health after months of neglect. The teacher didn’t say anything, but Susie was good at catching the side glances, the worried quirk of the mouth. Cactuses weren’t even supposed to be high maintenance. And yet, when Susie graduated second grade, the teacher gifted her the class cactus. It wasn’t a sad, withered husk trying to live; it was something prickly evidently taken care of. That made Susie feel happy. That was what felt like winning, rather than knocking the daylights out of a classmate that gave her a consistently demeaning stare. She’s not sure exactly why—maybe the cactus reminded her of herself, or maybe she wanted to be bad at fighting and good at healing.That cactus still stands on her windowsill, probably the last thing from her childhood in her room. It reminds her of Kris.

KRIS (AND THEIR STUPID SWEATER)

Kris.A part of her is freaked out by Kris, actually. The class weirdo that possibly outclasses her in abnormality, solely because she’s unable to decipher them. An individual that looks grown enough, but Toriel still insists on escorting personally to school every day. Forget what the classmates think of that. What does Kris think of that? Susie’s pissed that she can’t tell. She needs a reaction from the green sweatered fiend—which, by the way, washes Kris out with the muted greens and piss yellow. The color combination is truly abysmal, but Noelle said it was the same colors that Asriel dressed in, so maybe she should blame Toriel instead for the poor color coordination...They’re in the closet now. Right, Alphys wanted them to retrieve it together? Susie wants to crunch chalk to elicit a reaction from her silent companion. She opts for a quick verbal jab instead.“Now that we’re alone, wanna confess anything? Like how you might think green looks bad on you, and I dunno, maybe a color like purple would be better?”Nothing. Kris gives her a little glance, a reddish brown glint under their choppy bangs. She’ll take that as a win.Susie walks forward, Kris behind her——she falls. For a while. Way longer than she likes.When she stumbles up, she’s able to avoid the spikes on her wrists. She doesn’t remember wearing anything like that today. Susie turns to Kris to gauge their reaction, and instead she’s the one who blinks. Kris’s skin is a stark sky blue now, and their sweater is replaced with silvery armor.Susie chortles. “Seems like this world knows how to dress you better.”No response. She frowns. Kris gestures in a general direction, and Susie peers at the dark abyss. It seems like their only path now was forward, through the crusted muted purple ruins and creepy pockets that looked closer to bleeding eyes than tiny caves.Eventually, the place opens up a little into an area that feels more urban, sans the fact that there’s nobody in sight. Susie frowns for a moment, then switches it into a boisterous, roaring laugh. “We’re nervous for no reason, huh? This world’s emptier than Temmie’s brain.”Kris gives her a side look through their bangs, the first real modicum of emotion they’ve expressed probably ever today, and it’s one that Susie can kinda read as, are you serious? Or, you were nervous? Either way, it sort of pisses and delights Susie at the same time.There’s a shorter figure in front of them, framed by a lonely castle. Their face is obscured by a wide brimmed hat. They bluster underneath their pink scarf, not quite dissimilar to Kris’s cape. Something else ticks Susie, though. What is it...?Oh. They’re cloaked in green.Damn it.

RALSEI (IN GENERAL)

The green dude, as Susie would like to call him, is named Ralsei.He’s alright. He’s kind of annoying in the way he’s always yes-maning people. But over the course of their adventures in the Dark World, she’s warmed up to him. Unfortunately. She’s comfortable enough with him now that she’s able to walk behind him, tap him on the shoulder, and blurt out, “can I...learn?”“Learn what?” He cocks his head. Susie snatches his shoulders and jostles him a little.“The...green stuff.” She doesn’t want to say it. In the corner of her eye, she can see Kris bring a hand up to their mouth to either cough or laugh. “Fine! The healing thing you do. How’d you do it?”Ralsei doesn’t laugh at her. Instead, he grabs her hands (she has to let go of his shoulders first) and smiles.

There is that same pushback she felt with Kris now as Ralsei gingerly cups her hands in between his own and coaxes some asspull power of friendship method to generate green light. It bobs gently, just like Ralsei—almost ethereal, so transparent that she’s afraid it’ll blow away. Then it blooms. Bright. Unapologetic, so unlike Ralsei.A curl of annoyance flickers in Susie. I want to be able to do that, she thinks, and then almost automatically, the next thought strikes: I can do that.Ralsei’s releasing her hands and yammering about something possibly important, but Susie’s too focused on the warmth that’s beginning to jet from her heart and pool into the palms of her hands. It’s not the razor edge of adrenaline that warps her fists into weapons that greets her, but the abstract warmth she feels when she’d messed around in the church with Kris, when she’s traveling with Ralsei and Kris, when she did shenanigans with Lancer...For all that emotion, though, there’s only a tiny spark that jets out like a firework. Her teeth grind into her tongue. Not good enough.But Ralsei’s grinning in that wide endearing way of his, and even Kris is giving her a lukewarm thumbs up that translates to high merriment in Kris terms. Susie cracks a smile of her own.Not good enough, but a start.

THE OLD MAN (GERSON)

If Ralsei has an endearing smile, then Gerson has a toothy, bold one. Not overzealous or arrogant, but a kind of one that has an air of free abandon. He almost glows, even as Susie is dodging another round of his spears.“Do you feel it? That pattern? Do you have that will to push through?”Even as Susie is foiling his attack patterns, he’s still joyously expectant, looking at her. As if he’s happy that she’s seeing through him. For an old man, too, he’s got moves. The hammer is more a blur than a glint as he rotates it around his body with unusual precision. She wishes she’s the same, though; right now, there’s various bruises and wounds beginning to weigh her down, and she can actively feel her reaction time slowing.Fine. She’ll try that again.How did Ralsei do it? Susie gathers her claws into a bowl shape and thinks. She thinks of the small, green spark that jumped out of her palms when Ralsei taught her. She thinks of the dark emerald hue of the cactus, the scent of the soil when she watered it. Susie thinks of Kris and how their sweater cloaks them, washes them out into the same colors as Hometown. Of Ralsei and his green hat, the vibrant pink scarf against the pine green ensemble. Even Gerson, who curiously grins at her as a familiar green light finishes washing over her body.The cuts seal up. Her bones slide against each other like a well oiled machine. Susie’s heart feels like it’s been kickstarted again, seething, roaring, a furnace to the machinations of her body.“Ready?” Gerson asks, but by the way he’s readying his weapon, Susie knows he knows her answer already.She laughs, almost giddily, and props her axe up. “Thought you’d never ask, old man.”


She wins. And this time, it doesn’t feel like it’s her loss.“You are...” He looks off, almost vacantly for a moment. “The dragon.”Susie blinks. “Oh yeah?” She crosses her arms. “Well, it better not be a green one.”He laughs in that throaty har-har-har way of his and claps his hand against her back. “Maybe that’ll be up to you.”

Though not incredibly common for zines in general, it's not the UTDR community without the inclusion of the many talented musicians that spend their time making a variety of amazing fan tracks and USTs.Whether it's a remix or original song, we hope you will support our hardworking artists that have put their own spin on the sound of DELTARUNE.

On this page, you can listen to each artist's zine track(s),
by either clicking on the YouTube video or opening the Drive folder.
As each musician uploads or distributes their track themselves,
the links will be placed here as well.


12:25AM

Cover art by gieoki

Ambient and experimental, 12:25AM is a 9 minute mix drawing from UK garage and dubstep. The focal point is sampling less popular tracks such as 13AM, 12AM, ANOTHER HIM, Weird Birds, C, Breath, Crickets, and a handful of others.


cerise was here

Hip Shop

A relaxing saxophone cover of Hip Shop.
There is a Swatch here, in Chapter 1. We don’t know how he got here.
Please enjoy the music.


cerise was here

Take Control

Cover art by Earlrot

A song about Noelle and the events of the Weird Route.

Walking past these frozen faces
We've already seen before
Going back the wrong way
Towards a dead end
Why does it feel like my chest is locked in ice?
Hanging again but it doesn't seem quite right...
But you wouldn´t lead me somewhere bad
So show me the path
I should try to leave my doubts behind
And instead follow your command
Make me strong
Lead me on
Take control
Make me strong
Take control
Make me strong
You say it's just something
I was meant to learn
Watch what happens when I cast
A spell I don't know...

cerise was here

Glaceir

Cover art by kiee_owo

A piano and violin over of GLACEIR.


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Dual Buster

Cover art by GOOMYLOID

Back-and-forth chiptune remix of Susie’s and Gerson’s themes.


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Little Room

Cover art by abitofkake

The song featured in abitofkake's Ralsei room decoration minigame!


cerise was here

NECROBLADE (Bonus Track)

Cover art by Cokoberd

Unused chiptune remix of Black Knife by Toby Fox.


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That's the last of it...

But let's take a look back on the journey!
Us mods did a lot of promotional art for the zine...

It's still insane that we received over 800 applications...
We sincerely thank everyone for the support!

Well, that's all, folks!

Thank you for taking the time to look through LIGHT IN THE DARK. So many people have truly worked so very hard on this project; it's thanks to everyone's perseverance that it was made into a reality.Deepest thank you to my fellow mods that made lots of art and helped me keep my head on through all this. Despite how much I try, I cannot do everything alone -- your help and contributions over the past year are invaluable.Another incredibly deep thank you to Cerise Kiitzuna, one of our talented musicians, for helping me put together this monster of a website. Everything that looks cool on here was her doing. Her hard work is truly inspiring, so please listen to her 9 minute song over and over.Lastly, we really want to thank you for engaging with this zine. A lot of people seem to think you need to contribute in order to be part of a fandom -- when in reality, all that matters is that you do your best to support the creators you like, even if it's just by dropping a like and moving on. You are a part of the fandom if you want to be. You don't need to prove it to anyone.Thank you for giving us -- and every one of these contributors -- your time of day. Art, writing, and music keep us all going, no matter what any of it is for. All that matters is that it brings us joy; it flexes our creative muscles.Here's to many more years of creation -- from everyone!- Goomy

surely, sometime, we will meet again.it could be later, it could be soon.do not fret; i wont be far. but until then...keep hope in your heart,my deltarune.